making a withdrawl doesn't seem to be in the cards

from hacked in real life

so, um, yeah, how do you feel about ATM's built on windows now? eeek!

security fail number eleventy bajillion

found on failblog.org

when even this guy can slip through you KNOW you're doing something wrong.

waiting for rationality

found on boingboing

alas, airport security theatre is tragic-comedy, sometimes known as theatre of the absurd. but apparently this merchandise it real! i so want one. better put it on my list.

who ya gonna call?

i actually don't know where this originally appeared.

w is for wow, which is all i can say

from schneier's blog

The Gashlycrumb Terrors, by Laura

A is for anthrax, so deadly and white.
B is for burglars who break in at night.
C is for cars that, with minds of their own,
accelerate suddenly in a school zone.
D is for dynamite lit with a fuse.
E is for everything we have to lose.
F is for foreigners, different and strange.
G is for gangs and the crimes they arrange.
H is for hand lotion, more than three ounces;
pray some brave agent sees it and pounces.
I is for ingenious criminal plans.
J is for jury-rigged pipe-bombs in vans.
K is for kids who would recklessly play
in playgrounds and parks with their friends every day.
L is for lead in our toys and our food.
M is for Mom’s cavalier attitude.
N is for neighbors — you never can tell:
is that a book club or terrorist cell?
O is for ostrich, with head in the sand.
P is for plots to blow up Disneyland.
Q is for those who would question authorities.
R is for radical sects and minorities.
S is for Satanists, who have been seen
giving kids razor blades on Halloween.
T is for terrorists, by definition.
U is for uncensored acts of sedition.
V is for vigilance, our leaders’ tool,
keeping us safe, both at home and at school.
W is for warnings with colors and levels.
X is for x-raying bags at all revels.
Y is for *you*, my dear daughter or son
Z is for Zero! No tolerance! None!

i don't know who laura is, but this bit of alphabetic poetry is brilliant. do i even a label for security poetry? guess i'll need to add one.

just can't say no

gotta love dilbert, but not his PHB (pointy haired boss), obviously. people really do have some strange ways of adapting, though.

viruses? how retro

ah, the inimitable xkcd

the premise here was that linux was the future of desktops and that using vulnerable platforms like windows is an anachronism from the past. of course linux gets malware too, just not as much due to how shallow the pool of potential victims is.

attention to detail fail

thanks to the folks at blogto for catching this one.

you can't have security without paying attention to details. details like the correct spelling of "Ontario" on this security card might not directly impact security, but it doesn't fill me with a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that this is how much attention to detail went into the 1 billion dollar security joke that was G20.

compliance certification fail

found on failblog.org

compliance with safety rules is important, but obviously certification needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

would you like fries with that?

found on thereifixedit.com

i suppose it could work - probably at least as well as any other lock on glass doors. certainly a creative solution to the problem.