Botnet and chill

from here and here (image source)

There are, of course, better ways to deal with malware - assuming you realize that malware is the problem in the first place. If all you know is the computer is overheating then maybe enhanced cooling is a reasonable adaptation.

Beware of shoulder surfing from orbit

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Size definitely matters for passwords, but not like that. You're looking for more characters, not bigger keys.

Your Smart Toaster Is In My Botnet case

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Smart devices are notorious for being susceptible to this sort of thing, so why not remind people of it where ever you happen to take your laptop?

It's more "secure"

from here and here

There are some scenarios where I can see fingerprint biometrics providing a lot of additional security, but phones and laptops aren't among them. It's like a combination lock with the combination written on it. They do provide convenience, and maybe that's what we should be caring about, but we shouldn't try to pretend it's for security

How not to get a bug bounty

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XP's got plenty of bugs, but they're not going anywhere so it's no use finding those.

Never skip password day

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It occurs to me that people might do a better job of creating strong passwords if they got more practice. Maybe you could tell him he needs more reps.

Redneck Computer Security

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On the one hand, this is easier to understand and use (honestly, if toolboxes can be designed to lock this way, why hasn't anyone done it for computers?), but on the other hand the key space for that lock is probably smaller than for most passwords.

Catphishing In Progress laptop skin

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This seems like the kind of thing that might appeal to certain members of the red-team community.

I've Updated My Privacy Policy laptop case

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What a coincidence, that's what my privacy policy says too.

Technologically impaired hacker is all wet

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Wrong kind of MAC, and wrong kind of flooding for MAC flooding.

Don't let aliens invade your bank account

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I think I'll stick with more modestly sized laptops, so I only have to worry about hiding my passwords from people in my immediate vicinity.

Patches, I didn't mean the computer needed you

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When smart beds become ubiquitous for humans, they'll need patches/Patches too.

That's one way to add privacy to your Zoom meetings

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Even though he doesn't have Windows, I think the 4th panel demonstrates why he needs those blinds.

How To Make a Private Computer Screen

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In case the laptop privacy sweater is a little too uncomfortable for you when protecting your computing privacy in public, here's another (somewhat destructive) option. I think this is a pretty cool idea so long it doesn't become mainstream - then everyone will have the polarizing glasses and your privacy is gone again. It might also raise some awkward questions when you're going through airport security and they order you to power on your laptop to prove it works.

Becky Stern: Compubody Sock Origin Story

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I'm sure the image of the "laptop privacy sweater" was one of the more famous privacy-related memes that circulated the Internet back in the day. I may have even posted it here at some point (if only I could find that post). Well, now you can find out how that object came into being - and how practical it is or perhaps isn't.