Your qualifications are a perfect fit

found on Izismile

After you lose everything in a crypto crash, or a hack, or any number of other ways your highly volatile investment could go bust, you're gonna need some way to make yourself whole. It may take a while but it'll be good experience.

Cryptocurrency, Not Even Once

found on Reddit

I wonder if anyone has ever examined the crypto bro phenomenon from the perspective of substance abuse. They certainly seem to have a problem that they need to admit to in order to get help.

Rug Pull rug

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I was trying to think of a use case for this rug celebrating cryptocurrency scams and then it hit me - you use it to decorate your office or cubical in case you happen to work with a crypto bro who's always trying to convert you. It will either offer an opportunity to educate them or it will keep them away.

The new vegans

found on Reddit

If you think this is unfair, then I can only guess that you've never met a crypto bro in real life.