Low Profile Fail

from here and here

Learning that a bunch of drugs were seized with Nazi flags on them really only brings to mind one question: Who the fuck is putting Nazi flags on things in 2023? You've got to be living under a really big rock to think people in the outside world are just going to let that slide. You could put the Nazi flag on peanut butter and it's still going to draw suspicion.

Some jail birds have friends in high places

from here and here

They say the old ways are the best ways, and using homing pigeons to sneak things past security personnel is definitely an old way, so it makes you wonder why you don't hear about it happening in jails more often.

Mile high downer

found on iFunny

I'm sure what He-Mans' friend meant to say was that he didn't like people who abuse drugs... like airport security. They're so bad at their job they must be using what they're confiscating.

How not to get your stolen contraband back

found on Reddit

Of course it's a Florida man. Isn't it always?

I wonder what would happen if criminals formed their own police force to deal with criminal on criminal crime, so that people like this gentleman would have some place to turn that wouldn't arrest them.

Too much heat attracts The Heat

found on Me.me

Thermal energy is just another kind of information, and here we see what happens when you don't keep it private - when you don't keep it isolated/insulated from the outside world.

You better hope he's just a cop

found on Imgur

I don't know about you, but with that pornstache and unhealthy interest drunk and drugged underage kids, the alternative to him being a cop is a lot worse.

Don't be a butt-brain

found on Piximus

I suppose you really don't want either to happen, but usually deterrent signs try to stay on a single topic.

That's not suspicious at all

found on Izismile

Somehow I think that bag is going to get checked a lot by security personnel. Watch the drugs be in the neck pillow.

That's not suspicious at all

original tweet

Clever of the Marin County Sheriff's Department to not specify which parking lot this was "lost" in. I expect they'll be getting contacted by many different people (both those who have actually lost their meth and those dumb enough to think they can scam the cops).

Not so secret hiding place

from here (source article)

You're going to have to try harder than that to pull one over on the authorities. They may not be geniuses, but anyone with the gift of sight can see the problem here.