Loose lips sink tanks?

from here and here

Apparently there are many people who can't keep a secret, even if it's part of their job.

Silence Of The VMs sticker

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InfoSec, Silence Of The Lambs, and do I detect a hint of Dr. Seuss in the execution? Seems like a great sticker to put on your laptop, honestly. I'm not sure why they always use a water bottle to present stickers. 

Cream got creamed

from here

How Cream Finance manages to remain in business after so many loses is beyond me, but it certainly calls into question the judgement of their users.

Privacy should be worth more than pocket change

from here

I used Google+. In fact, I kind of liked the way it did certain things. I definitely don't like them paying out a mere $2.15 per person for miserably failing to protect user's privacy, and opting instead to protect themselves by keeping it all secret. 

Bro, do you even take the protection of your customers seriously?

from here

If T-Mobile has really had 6 breaches in recent years, then their claims that they take the protection of their customers very seriously are nothing more than sweet, sweet words that turn to bitter orange wax in my ears.

I Hacked A T-Shirt Printing Company And Got More Than Just This Lousy T-Shirt shirt

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I did a design like this back when CafePress themselves were breached, but I made it specific to CafePress so as you can imagine they blocked it. It'll be interesting to see if they have a problem with a more generic version that doesn't specifically draw attention to any particular t-shirt printing company except here where I reveal that it was inspired by a recent breach of SpreadShirt.

Now, I'll freely admit that I'm not really expecting anyone to wear this, however, if the responsible party wants to wear it and out themselves to the authorities, by all means, be my guest.