For Rent-A-Cop caliber bad guys

from here and here

It takes a special sort of stupid to fall for RentAHitman.com, and even more so if you're looking for employment there. I think maybe, instead of renting out their services, they should have tried renting out the space between their ears.

Putting people on ice for a rent-a-wreck price

from here

You have to wonder about anyone willing to use a rent-a-hitman when rent-a-cops are such a derided group. Considering people fall for some of the dumbest scams imaginable, however, I suppose I really shouldn't be surprised that people do in fact fall for RentAHitman.com 

Outsourcing done wrong

from here

What are the odds of finding a string of 5 hitmen that are all so greedy and lazy that none of them actually wants to bother doing the hit?

Smart devices will rat you out

from here

Apparently some crooks are more health conscious than they are OpSec conscious. Fitness gadgets are notorious for being glorified tracking devices. I don't want to tell criminals how to do their jobs (I don't want to make it harder for the cops to catch them) but this hitman with a GPS watch should be an object lesson.