Unconventional camouflage

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This probably won't be effective unless it's at a considerable distance, because the quality is kind of low, and if you ever do drive it anywhere you're going to give away the game. Honestly, you might be better off with a camouflaged tarp that you can remove when you need to move the vehicle.

Easier said than done

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Every time a vendor issues a shoddy update it undermines what would otherwise be good security advice. For all effort Google seems to put into security research, their inadequate quality control harmed it by giving people yet another reason to avoid applying updates. Vulnerabilities and threat actors may be sexy security topics, but people are still failing at the basics like applying updates. Maybe Google should focus more on helping them with those basics.