Let's play "Where's Wallet"

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Now, in order to really pull this off, you're going to need to put decoy wallets in some of the the decoy pockets, otherwise pickpockets will just look for the one bulging pocket.

Pickpocketing Puppy

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As always, don't underestimate your adversary and don't let your guard down. I'm sure these were just demonstrations of what the dog can do, but the fact seems to remain that the dog can do these things.

If only I could train an army of them

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You know that whole "bird brain" slur that was supposed to imply someone was dumb? You know we vastly underestimated birds in the process? Never underestimate your adversary.