Privacy Fringe Hat

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While it's not exactly my style, you should be able to walk right past all sorts of surveillance or biometric cameras without ever being recognized, and if you have the outfit to go with it no one should think anything of it.

Until you start you crime spree.

Found my hat for the surveillance state

found on Izismile

If the Sand People in Star Wars had northern cousins, I'm sure this is what they'd wear, and honestly I can't say I'd blame them. It looks like it will protect you from the cold AND from identification.

Running Exploits Is My Cardio hat

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The hat is white, of course, because a blackhat would never advertise their presence like that. It would be bad OpSec. A hat like this only works if you're not the bad guy.

Malware tuque

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A very simple design idea. I wonder if they also make a balaclava.

Anyway, it's a black hat, but if you find yourself identifying more with a white hat, they have those too.

Encrypt Everything hat

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I don't know if you need to keep your fingers on the keyboard like that, but you definitely should be encrypting everything, and so should all your friends, so get the message out there.

I Rather Have Spam On My Plate Than In My Mail hat

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I certainly can't argue with that sentiment, can you? If everyone feels the same way about spam, how can it continue to be profitable?

Keep Calm And Firewalls On hat

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Yes, there are still people who will turn off their firewall to make things work. We don't even talk about firewalls much anymore but ordinary people need to know that it's important to keep them turned on.