At least it's childproof if the child is inside

found on Meme Center

That's no way to keep people out of your car, but it may do a good job of keeping some people in.

Now that's crappy privacy

found on MemeCenter

I suppose it could be worse. It could be 2 rows of toilets facing each other.

When Clocks Are Outlawed Who Will Serve Time?

from here (source article)

The Internet is abuzz with the story of the 14 year old boy who was arrested, cuffed, and interrogated (apparently without a legal guardian present?) because some idiots in authority felt scared by a clock that he made and only ever referred to as a clock. Check the #IstandwithAhmed hashtag on twitter for more opinions and details.

Repeat after me, people: If it only ever gets called "a clock" and tells time like a clock, then it's a clock - and making clocks is not a crime.

Getting Burnt Learning How To Not Burn Your Food

from here (source article)

His site has been found serving malware 3 times in 4 months. Wow. Either his site's security is really, really bad, or his access to desirable targets is really, really good. It makes you wonder which it is.

Creepiest Alternative Ever To Using Boothbabes?

from here (source image)

Thanks to Alex Gantman for tweeting this photo. I gather miss Wolf actually wants to help raise awareness of online safety, and that's great, but I definitely wouldn't want any part in parading a teenage victim around a marketing venue.