Hazards of camouflage

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While not being seen has some obvious advantages if you're up to something people would disapprove of, it can also backfire if you're not careful. For example, how could the Invisible Man cross the street without getting run over?

As for the example above, it turns out that outfit was knitted, and it's part of a collection of knitted camouflage.

I bet this wasn't in your threat model

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How do you prepare for something like this? How do you defend against it? What exactly can you lock the steps onto in order to keep them from being hauled away?