They take the security of your data, seriously

from here

It's difficult to believe an organization could be so lax, but they're actually being ordered by the court to hire a CISO six years after the breach. My dudes, what the actual fuck have you been doing for the past six years?

Keep Calm Because You Can't Scare The Chief Information Security Officer shirt

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Now, I'm not sure if this is supposed to mean scaring the CISO is impossible or if it's supposed to mean you must never ever do it. I kinda think it's the latter because I can't imaging a CISO I couldn't scare.