One more reason to use Incognito Mode

from here and here

There are all kinds of legitimate reasons for keeping secrets, which is why you should be using every tool at your disposal to protect your privacy from the forces of surveillance capitalism.

Sorry for the data breach

from here and here

Companies are always trying to assure you that they take your privacy and/or security seriously, but they say it so often (and apparently do so little to back it up) that it's become meaningless. 

It would almost be better if they said "sorry for the data breach", in the same vein as "sorry for your loss", except that they are ultimately responsible for it.

On second thought, it would be better if they just put their money where there mouths are and actually did the work required to protect us properly.

It's now safe to turn off your lights

from here and here

I've seen this template so many times but finally we have an explanation for why the lights are still on.

A 2nd VPN?

from here and here

And if you use a 2nd VPN, what hides your browsing from that? A 3rd VPN? Eventually you're going to have to trust someone with your browsing traffic. Maybe instead of using a VPN you could just switch to an ISP you trust.