How to make your vulnerable bits more vulnerable

from here and here

Look, I'm not saying you shouldn't stick your penis in an Internet appliance, I'm just saying that choosing a "smart" version of anything will always include risks that the dumb version doesn't have. If you want to take those risks with your genitals then so be it, just as long as you understand what those risks are.

It's called public transportation, not private transportation

found on Funoramic

It's amazing to me that people will treat public spaces like they're in private. Not just in terms of what they'll look at (as above) but what they'll say on the phone too. Listening to people give out their banking credentials over the phone on the bus at top volume (because the bus is so noisy) is enough to make one lose faith in humanity.