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This mix-up has all the trappings of someone not being entirely awake. If your threat model only includes people who are equally sleepy, maybe this would work, but that's not very likely.
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This mix-up has all the trappings of someone not being entirely awake. If your threat model only includes people who are equally sleepy, maybe this would work, but that's not very likely.
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If you're familiar with malware families, this is not going to be anything like that. Instead, it just imagines various malware types as members of the family of things called "malware". It's also missing some malware types. Granted a lot of things can fall under the heading of trojan horse or bot, but if spyware gets it's own glyph then where's adware? Where are the downloaders, the droppers, the RATs? I guess the design would be too big if everything were included.
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In general it's hard to take down state-backed malware providers, but in this case I think Apple may dominate. And I, for one, will cheer them on if they actually manage to sue these spyware makers out of existence.
found on Acid Cow |
It's not like devices have ever been infected by plugging them into strange power stations, right?
Ooops, I guess they have.
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You've got to figure that when Facebook tries to defend users against spying by cops it isn't for the benefit of the users. They spy on those same users, so it's no principled endeavor. In all likelihood they're just trying to stop less capable spies from scaring the users away from the platform.
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You've no doubt heard the saying before: If you're not paying then you're the product. Well, it seems as though Vizio thought that was too limiting and found a way to make you the product even when you do pay. They make twice as much from the data they collect from TVs as they do from selling the TVs in the first place. I kind of think that if they're making so much off the data they should be giving us something for free. Where's my slice of the pie?
found on Reddit |
There's always someone who doesn't find the stated consequence enough of a deterrent. Clearly, if Mariah is in your theat model you're going to have to rethink the kinds of punishments you threaten her with.
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How is it possible that a major service provider like GoDaddy is still using plaintext in 2021? This is not their first data breach. There is no excuse for this at thisi point.
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Apparently a news organization couldn't find hacker stock photos that were over-the-top enough for their purposes so they hired an artist to create such an image? I'm not sure why they couldn't just stage their own hacker stock photo (just need a scruffy guy and some simple props), but here we are.
found on Izismile |
If your phone was a person that you lived with, would you be as surprised to find them referencing things the things you've said while they were in the room with you?
Treat your digital roomie the same way you would a nosy biological equivalent.
from here |
It would be more accurate to call the surveillance cameras, but I think society has less tolerance for the concept of surveillance, even though it's going on all around us. Calling them security cameras seems like it's part of our surveillance denialism.
found on Imgur |
At least he has the presence of mind to wear a mask. You know where there's one camera there's more, so if you attack one you'll probably be captured by another.
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There are far less dangerous ways to remove that tiny little lock, and a real locksmith should know that. At that size, I wouldn't expect any fancy pins to make picking harder. A novice could probably rake it open. Heck, even a small pair of wrenches could probably bust the shackle out of the body without risking the kid's ear lobe.
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A car is not a dog. Securing it like it is one isn't going to work very well against the kinds of threats cars actually face.
found on Reddit |
A little bit of weight gain isn't going to change the contours of your face much, but growing a beard is certainly going to obscure what was there before.
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Now I'm not spy, but I'm pretty sure that when you're spying you're not supposed to advertise what what you're doing so the whole world can see.
Or maybe that's exactly what spies should be doing so that they're transparent and we can have an open discussion about what they're doing. But I think it's unlikely that any such operation would survive public scrutiny
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I don't know if lock picking is a skill you necessarily want to advertise, but if it is, this sticker has you covered.
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While cryptocurrency has been around too long to qualify as a fad anymore, it's use by Burger King is just a marketing gimmick. It's not even the first time they've done it, but at least this time they're using established coins instead of making up their own shitcoin.
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I can think of one way to improve the privacy in that bathroom stall using only what you have on hand, but it's a little messy. Toddlers know how to do it.
found on Dentagama |
It's certainly a novel biometric, but I'm not sure we're ready for what will undoubtedly be the most sophisticated device you ever slobbered on.
from here |
WoW has had 2 factor authentication since 2008 (if not earlier). They used a hardware token but have switched to a software token. Banks, meanwhile, were slow to adopt 2FA, and the best you seem to be able to hope for is SMS based authentication.
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People are wondering what this Winnipeg couple were doing trying to steal a furnace in the first place. On the one hand there's the resale value, but on the other hand it's "Winter-peg", one of the coldest cities in the world - they might have just been trying to keep warm.
found on Bored Panda |
Something tells me that the REAL Shakira has more than 180 followers... And doesn't talk in song lyrics.
from here and here (source article) |
That study about people giving up their passwords for chocolate wasn't THAT long ago. Have people forgotten already?
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If you have users who disable the antivirus on their company devices, meeting up with them in an intimidating t-shirt may be just what the doctor ordered.
from here |
I suppose this criminal might have gotten caught eventually anyways, but drawing attention to himself in order to get a 1 time payout? That was not a smart move
found on Reddit |
Would you want to be within arm's reach when I turn into a shit volcano? Yeah, I didn't think so.
from here and here |
If it sounds like Mark Zuckerberg is pulling a fast one by claiming Facebook won't use face recognition anymore but under their new name they will continue to use it, then you are not alone. It seems a bit like a bait and switch scam.
found on someecards |
Hacking yourself gives you experience in thinking like an attacker and can help you identify deficiencies in your defenses. Trying to guess your own password probably isn't the best way to do it, but I guess it's a start.
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In terms of authentication, keys have traditionally represented tokens or "something you know", while body parts are usually consider to fall under the heading of "something you are" such as biometrics, but what happens when you combine the two? If it's attached to you is it really still just something you have? And biometrics aren't strictly about your biological components. If you have a prosthetic nose, do you think face recognition isn't going to use it? Of course it will.
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Pretty sure a rifle isn't going to stop ransomware, so the NRA was unprepared to fend off a ransomware attack. Maybe the NRA should branch out and form the National 2 Factor Association to help keep the ransomware operators out of their system next time.
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This ranks right up there with the malware author whose license plate says "VIRUS"
from here |
I actually have zero difficulty imagining Mark Zuckerberg as a helicopter parent. Just look at how much his company spies on complete strangers. So the idea that Facebook wanted to target children around the same age as Zuckerberg's oldest makes it difficult not to see a possible connection between the two.
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Now you can think back and fondly remember all those times you had to stay at the office until the wee hours of the morning trying to clean up the latest virus or worm or vulnerability while you drink your morning coffee out of this travel mug.
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You might be thinking this also stops people concerned about dirtying up the underside of their car, but if that was the only problem the driver could get out, go around and find the mechanism to open the gate. This literally only works against people who can't cross the grass.
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If you don't give privacy, you probably shouldn't expect to get privacy.