Deny All The Things mug

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I'm not sure whether I prefer Deny All The Things or Deny Everything, but this is the one that was actually available so...

IoT's security disadvantage

from here and here

The Internet of Things is always going to have security problems and updates and other device maintenance tasks are a big part of the reason

We are never getting back together

from here

If that is the way multiple companies are going to approach the GDPR (not only have multiple used dating-related phrases, multiple have literally asked "Are we breaking up?"), they don't deserve your data. You can do better.

Don't Try Breaking Up After Giving A Ring Like This

from here (source image)

I suppose it might not break the bank if it's got cubic zirconium instead of diamonds, but this Til Death Do Us Part brass knuckle engagement ring will certainly break your face if she hits you with it, so be careful about who you give it to.

Password Breach? You Know What That Means

found on VentureBeat

Y'know, maybe if you didn't use the same password everywhere, you wouldn't have to change all of them.

If You're Not Sick Of Ads Yet, Wait 'Til They Make Your Computer Sick

from here

Since malvertising has tripled in the last year, there's a stronger argument than ever for the adoption of adblockers.

But Call Them Front Doors Or People Will Get Upset

from here

Not that anyone in the security community is fooled by the whole "front door" thing, but I imagine the average person might be.

Encrypt All The Things (merchandise)

Encrypt All The Things @ CafePress 

Encrypt All The Things @ Zazzle

Due to some positive feedback I got with respect to the Encrypt All The Things comic I decided to make it into something people could wear or carry around or drink out of or have stuck to things. They're set to the minimum possible mark-up for CafePress and Zazzle (0% and 5% respectively).

And just in case both stores kill the products, you can get both the PNG file and the XCF file (for use in GIMP) by following this link. Alternatively, you can get something printed at the store of your choosing if you know of a cheaper place, or you can remix it and make your own design.

You Didn't Really Need Privacy, Did You?

from here

Gee, I wonder what the NSA needs with billions of encryption keys. Do you think there are really that many threats out there? Oh, right, in a police state everyone is a threat to national security.

Aaarrr... Where Be This NSA "Treasure Map"?

from here

What an appropriate name for this NSA program. It's almost as if they acknowledge that they're pirates of privacy.

On The Internet Of Things Nothing Will Be Up To Date

from here

You think people will be anymore conscientious about updating their refrigerators than they are about updating their word processors?