It would be smarter to avoid this situation entirely

from here and here (image and article source)

Thankfully this is just a proof of concept (for now), but it provides a visceral demonstration of the problems in adopting IoT technology. Thankfully I'm not a coffee drinker, but I imagine there are a lot of people out there who would get chills at the thought of this scenario.

The hallway looked clear

found on Dump A Day

It's a little tamer than what Kevin McCallister did in Home Alone, but it still works.

Unlockable content

found on Meme Center

Well, that's certainly one way to make sure your kid does his homework before playing games.

At least it's more private now

found on The Art of Trolling

An Evil Plan?

found on the meta picture

As evil plans go, wifi denial of service doesn't really seem that all that sinister. Quite well suited to April Fools Day, though.