Every airport screener

found on Imgur

You may be able to opt out of facial recognition, and maybe even body scanners, but when it comes to the pat-down your only way to opt out is to not go in the first place.

Sometimes smart things are dumb

from here and here

The entire concept just begs for someone to say "what could possibly go wrong", but it turns out what could go wrong already has and little is being done to fix it.

Almost as disappointing as the finger command

from here

What better way to celebrate 10 years of bad security jokes than with a bad security joke?

Gotta Catch'Em All

from here

While I generally try to avoid giving bad guys ideas, I think this one is pretty much a foregone conclusion. Whoever came up with the game mechanic of buying lures to draw out the pokemon basically figured out how to turn pay-to-play into pay-to-prey.

Pedobear Approves Of This Research

from here (source article, source image)

People would give up their passwords for a candy bar, their social insurance number for a cookie, and their first-born for wi-fi? What wouldn't people trade for free shit?

Indicator Light? We Don't Need No Indicator Light

from here

And the creepy folks who do this without the indicator light coming on? The government.