The price for invading my privacy is extreme awkwardness

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If the NSA is in your threat model, putting a cover over your webcam won't be enough. They have many other ways of peering into the dark recesses of your life.

NSA Inside stickers

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I don't know which would be funnier, sticking one of these on your own laptop for everyone to see, or sticking one of these on someone else's laptop while they're in the bathroom. It seems you get multiple so you can try both, but I'd suggest going with the latter one first for maximum effect.

Peepers gonna peep

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Just in case you were under the impression that the NSA had mended their ways, they haven't.

That's gonna be a nope from me, dawg

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If the NSA and CIA are blocking ads, maybe disabling adblock isn't such a good idea after all. Maybe the advertising industry needs to clean up their act so that the government isn't pinning a giant hazard label on them..

Scumbag spymaster has a particular set of skills

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It can't be a coincidence that a company with products like Alexa (that listens to your conversations), Ring (which watches everything and shares footage with police and possibly other agents of the state), and Rekognition (which can power all sorts of biometric surveillance applications) acquired the ex-director of the National Security Agency for it's board of directors. With a member of the Intelligence Community in a position of influence, Surveillance Capitalism has never looked more menacing.

NSA Sticker

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I feel like I've seen this image before, but I'm not sure where. I am sure that it looks really nice as a sticker and does a good job of drawing attention to the NSA's collection of our data.

A taste of their own medicine

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Now that one of the world's most notorious spy organizations thinks the data collected and sold by Silicon Valley is a national security threat, maybe they'll have a change of heart about all that data they're collecting about ordinary people like you and me.

NSA Monitored Device sticker

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This seems like a great sticker to put on any of your devices. If the reports are to be believed it would be true no matter what device you placed it on, and why not freak out that would-be thief who was planning on taking your electronics when you weren't looking.

Only You Can Make Security Work shirt

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Apparently this design came from a collection of NSA posters from the 50's and 60's. I'm not keen on the lettering, but wearing a piece of NSA history seems pretty cool, and ultimately it's a good message.

$50,000,000 per lead

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I'm pretty sure if you show Trump the cost benefit analysis of $100 million for 2 leads he'd kill that program in a heartbeat. He may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he knows the value of not paying for things.

You know there are a lot of vulnerabilities when even the NSA doesn't need any more

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How nice of the NSA to forego weaponizing this new vulnerability and reporting it instead. It really shows their softer, gentler side.

NSA "F**k Yo Privacy" phone case

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Next time you whip out your phone you could also make a statement against government invasion of privacy.