My incident senses are tingling

found on Acid Cow

I hope you've got backups. Seems like you're gonna need them.

Taking a byte out of cybercrime

from here and here (image source)

Never worry about those dastardly villains getting their claws into your data again.

Isn't fewer incidents a good thing?

from here and here

Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in Groundhog Day, listening to the same ridiculous arguments over and over again without end. Restricting access to dangerous materials makes sense and that doesn't have to mean that defenders can't get their hands on them - the AV research community proved that decades ago.