The price for invading my privacy is extreme awkwardness

found on ImgFlip

If the NSA is in your threat model, putting a cover over your webcam won't be enough. They have many other ways of peering into the dark recesses of your life.

You shouldn't need Google to tell you that

found on eBaum's World

Of course, if your FBI agent were doing his job, he'd already know.

Testing the patience of government surveillance

found on Reddit

I'm sure your FBI agent feels they have more important things to do than watch you not finish.

We all have to share

found on Izismile

It's true that most people aren't important enough to warrant their own personal FBI agent. But that doesn't mean the FBI isn't watching, it just means the people watching you are probably watching other people too.

Foiled by spoilers

found on Izismile

Even if you think My FBI Agent is a bit hyperbolic (it's unlikely we each get our own agent, but they have been known to spy on people through their webcams), there are still people out there willing to spy on just about anyone. It must suck to be them when their targets start dropping spoilers like that.

Put tape on all the things

found on Reddit

You didn't think it was just the FBI doing snooping, did you?

Who watches when the watchmen are on break?

found on Instagram

I need a healthier FBI agent

First day on the job

found on Reddit

Pretty sure your FBI agent would have to be a trainee to make this kind of mistake.

Go ahead and post your crime selfies

found on Reddit

With the kinds and quantities of incriminating evidence that Facebook and Instagram have on so many people, they could probably be just as effective as the FBI in many cases, and all their data was voluntarily provided.

Government spies need love too

foudn on LOL Snaps

Maybe they'd have more fulfilling relationships if they... stopped spying on people.

Now to FOIA my own password

found on Izismile

Y'know, maybe it's not the FBI's job after all. Maybe the Secret Service is the one that has the service for recovering secrets.