The high cost of getting schooled

from here and here

I hope this school administrator learned her lesson and will listen to warnings in the future.

It'll be rare stamps in the post next

found on Dump A Day

I'm not sure if our hero here actually thought the coinstar would recognize that they were rare coins and pay more for them, or if he got caught without an appropriate fence for them and needed to get rid of them fast, or if he literally just thought he was stealing pocket change. 

How not to get your stolen contraband back

found on Reddit

Of course it's a Florida man. Isn't it always?

I wonder what would happen if criminals formed their own police force to deal with criminal on criminal crime, so that people like this gentleman would have some place to turn that wouldn't arrest them.

Florida Admin

from here

This is an object lesson in why you don't give everyone the same username and password, and why you don't post that username and password on the Internet where everyone can find it. It's difficult to know who accessed the system and it's impossible to control who will access the system. Furthermore it's difficult to claim arbitrary people weren't supposed to access the system and that those arbitrary people should know that. Why give out the password if people aren't supposed to use it?

As for the title, I figure Florida Admin is a bit like Florida Man (or Florida Woman) but with technical responsibilities.

The Fail Whale must have joined the security team

from here

You know you're doing security wrong when... a 17 year old from Florida takes control of virtually any account he wants to to do little more than launch a bitcoin scam.

Of course the automated teller machine told on him

found on Reddit (source article)

If he didn't know ATMs had video surveillance before, he sure does now.

Anything can be a weapon

found on Imgur

The comparison to Florida man is both apt (because it sounds so ridiculous) but also a little unfair because the choice of weapon apparently worked, and as the saying goes if it sounds stupid but it works then it's not stupid.

Anything can be a weapon if you hold it right

found on Imgur

This might not be real, but when it comes to Florida Man, anything is possible.