Taking Pwn2Own on the road

from here and here

Hacking a car through it's headlights is certainly a novel approach to automotive theft. Learning that the same thing could also be accomplished in other areas (even punching a hole in the side and grabbing wires inside) make it clear that this is going to take some doing to fix.

Trying to ensure it'll never be FULL of spyware

from here and here

People come up with all kinds of creative solutions when left to their own devices. They may not be good solutions, however. 

[Slaps roof of trailer] This bad boy can fit so many stolen bank accounts

found on Izismile

A mobile ATM in the middle of nowhere is beyond sketchy. Who operates it? How do you know if you can trust them? Even if it gives out money that doesn't mean it isn't also storing your banking credentials for later misuse.

The thought also occurs: what legitimate operator would take the risk of leaving an ATM full of cash, on wheels (so it can be easily driven away), and unattended? There's just too much wrong with this picture.

How much can it really hold?

found on Imgur

The NSA's data centers can hold a lot, and it may not be possible to overload their capacity, but wouldn't you like to try accepting that challenge anyway?

Too bad my time can't fit nearly as many

found on Imgur

If you're going to annoy me at random times and give me no control over it then you sure as hell better make sure it doesn't happen very often. It doesn't seem like those kinds of user experience issues matter to Microsoft anymore, though.

Hey Troy, I got you something

found on Funny Junk

I think we all know what happened next.