When I think about logging in I touch myself

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I think this article of clothing would pair well with the keyboard pants from several years ago (I can't believe I never made a meme out of it). 

Do you have the credentials to pull off this look?

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I bet the password is in one of those pockets. No one remembers strong passwords, although maybe with this one it takes the form of some dance, like the Macarena or something.