Let's play "Where's Wallet"

from here and here (image source)

Now, in order to really pull this off, you're going to need to put decoy wallets in some of the the decoy pockets, otherwise pickpockets will just look for the one bulging pocket.

Now we know why he was hiding

from here and here (image source)

In fairness, he was never supposed to be all that difficult to find in the first place. Kids could do it.

The Troll Science of camouflage

found on The Art Of Trolling

For what it's worth, it seems to me that the camouflage pattern wouldn't work nearly as well if it were polka dots.

Wears Waldo

found on Meme Base

Some hiding spots are better than others, but that one takes the biscuit. I never imagined there was such an adult version of Where's Waldo. Maybe I should have known better.