For those with advanced persistent toes

from here and here (image source)

I'm not sure what these are supposed to protect the wearer from, but just because I don't know doesn't mean it isn't a valid part of someone's threat model.

Superman's got the right idea

found on Reddit

Part of me wonders if that's just dog money (dogecoin?), but the rest of me agrees with the hypothetical man of steel here, and I'd like to think he could see through the scam even without his x-ray vision. 

Dad's password advice

found on Fail Blog

You know why they're called Dad Jokes? It's because you're being pun-ished.