Your qualifications are a perfect fit

found on Izismile

After you lose everything in a crypto crash, or a hack, or any number of other ways your highly volatile investment could go bust, you're gonna need some way to make yourself whole. It may take a while but it'll be good experience.

They finally got serious about The Hamburglar

found on Evil Milk

I wonder if the additional isolation makes the food prep area any more sanitary.