Secure or insecure?

from here

When you hear a movie villain say that connections make you vulnerable but you know they're not talking to you personally.

Who wants to feel loved by my spam folder?

found on Memedroid

I suppose if you look really hard, you too could find an actual use for spam.

Forever Secure

from here

Apparently Words Of Heart is a real thing (and they've since added a disclaimer to not use your real password, which seems like it invalidates the entire purpose of the thing). It's a spectacularly bad idea, unless you're a cyber-criminal looking to find people who have a password you already know (instead of trying to figure out people's passwords). Whatever way you look at it, that is a site where no matches is a good thing.

It's OK if they don't talk back so long as they listen

from here

Anything can have a beneficial use, even spyware.

When even attackers don't want anything to do with you

from here

As someone who spends most of their non-work time alone, I think I would like to be so unpopular that attackers wouldn't bother with me. That seems like a silver lining I could get behind.