Friday, July 13, 2018

That won't protect you from shit

from here (image source)

When you see it....

Invalid pawsword

found on Meme XYZ

That's the surprised look of a cat that's never gotten the password wrong in all his 9 lives.

Thursday, July 12, 2018

I see London, I see France, I've seen who gets in your pants

from here

Stalkerware - a subset of spyware used by spouses, parents, and bosses, because of course it's easier to use technology to spy on people than it is to build and maintain healthy, trusting relationships.

A deterrent most fowl

found on Reddit

If there had been a warning about geese, and if I were still little, that kind of sign would have worked on me (because when you're little it's legitimately scary when a bunch of geese chase you). As an adult, I can't see either of those two threats being effective on me - especially if I was hungry.

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

You're gonna need a bigger board

from here (image source)

If you're going to go kite surfing, you might want to check and see if the waters happen to be shark infested. That seems like an important detail.

Don't advertise your limitations

found on Izismile

This seems like it's supposed to serve as a deterrent but if there's one thing I know about cars it's that a faster one always comes along eventually. The above is just a challenge, and one which I have no doubt criminals will accept - and they'll probably thank the publication this was printed in because it gave them the information they would require to counter this.

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Made out of solid irony

from here

You'd sort of expect lock makers to understand security, wouldn't you? Apparently, that's not always the case.