Monday, November 23, 2020

The muscles are just really tense back there

from here and here (image source)

There's no way he's going to walk out of the store like that. Someone is going to notice the merchandise he's hidden under his hoodie. It's just too obvious.

The Superman technique actually works

found on Imgur

That is quite a stark difference. Clearly she has a super power, and that power is disguise. 

Friday, November 20, 2020

It's obviously not the year of the password manager

from here

You'd think with all the extra free time people had this year they'd have finally worked out how to use a password manager to keep track of their passwords so they wouldn't need to use ridiculous ones like "123456" and "password" anymore. 

How NOT to foil surveillance

found on Reddit

Actually, if you read deeply enough into this it might be a good way to avoid surveillance - specifically talking someone else into doing the crime for you so that they get picked up on camera instead of you. If you just walk your own naked underage self into a video monitored business and rob the place, however, it's not going to work the way this describes. 

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Unconventional camouflage

from here and here (image source)

This probably won't be effective unless it's at a considerable distance, because the quality is kind of low, and if you ever do drive it anywhere you're going to give away the game. Honestly, you might be better off with a camouflaged tarp that you can remove when you need to move the vehicle.

(Criminal) Hacker's Paradise: A Security Awareness Parody Music Video

Watch on YouTube

While VPN's may not be as important on today's encrypted world wide web, there's still plenty of good lessons to learn from this song.

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

It's Brobdingnagian

from here and here (image source)

I feel confident that that gate will keep people out (or in) pretty effectively. How would you open it?

Some places just give you mints

found on Acid Cow

I've never encountered a freebie quite like this unlocked ATM, but now that I know it's a possibility I'll keep my eyes open. 

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Sit. Stay. Play Dead. Good Car

from here (image source)

That seems like a really good way to prevent the theft of your bumper, but it's not going to stop anyone from driving away in your car.

Who's Watching The Watchers Who Are Watching You shirt

Product Page

Surveillance is ubiquitous these days, but it's also discreet, so you might as well wear something to remind people that they're being watched.