I'm feeling so confused right now

found on Memebase

Could someone explain to me what AVG is supposed to be doing? Are they supposed to be making us feel more secure or are they supposed to be making us feel more productive? Because I'm pretty sure booting up 1% faster (who can even tell that?) has precisely no impact on feeling more secure.

Don't blame me for your bullet injection vulnerability

found on Izismile

Hacking as a synonym for cheating is interesting. I wonder where else people might someday apply that. Hacking tests? Quite possibly that's already been done, but I don't think people who cheat on tests are generally called hackers (yet). Hacking marriage or analogous relationships? That seems like more of a stretch.