Some authorities have training that's out of this world

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Somebody is exceptionally lucky to still be alive after being shot at 47 times, with 9 actually hitting him. I'm glad he survived, of course, so this is a happy fail; but it also illustrates how terrible some cops (deputies in this case) are at their job. If their trigger fingers are that itchy and their aim is that bad, the argument could be made that they shouldn't be carrying guns at all because they're a menace to the public. So much for being highly trained professionals.

Pick a side, already!

from here

There seems to be some very confused malware writers out there, unsure which side of the law they're supposed to be on. Of course both cybercrooks and copyright cops are villains, so at least we don't have to be confused about whether they're the good guys.

I didn't mean it, it was a typo

from here

Sure the search keyword was an address this time, but what if next time it has to do with something embarrassing that only your search engine knows about you?
 

From lockdown to lock up

from here

Threatening a cop with an invisible bio-hazard is incredibly dumb, but it's a threat anyone can make and it doesn't have to be against cops. Not only is it a bio-hazard that anyone can get their hands on, you don't even have to prove you have, just make people think you have it or might have it. No one wants to take that risk.

Criminal opsec can be a hard pill to swallow

from here

These fine gentlemen might have enjoyed their freedom a bit longer after their armed robbery if they hadn't left a literal trail of clues for cops to follow.

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Perhaps their lack of situational awareness is because they were in a hurry to get back to their donuts