And now there's a fake dog license in his name

found on Reddit

 

How not to get away with something

from here and here

This guy who stole his brother's identity only to find out his brother was wanted by the cops is going to have a very interesting family reunion one day.

Identity Thief T-Shirt

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This actually seems like a fun shirt to wear to a conference, especially a security conference. I'm sure it'll go over real well.

It's a shame there's surprisingly little difference between the male and female versions of this shirt. 

You're gonna need a hand when the crooks breach that database

from here and here

I really don't think it's a matter of if crooks breach that database, but when. If you build a valuable database they will come, and nothing withstands attackers forever.

Stealing your hypothetical money

found on Imgur

I'm sure you've seen something like this too many times. It's not always a ploy to get your social security number, mind you. Sometimes they want the street you grew up on, or your first pet's name, or some other piece of information that would allow them to pretend to be you and gain access to your accounts or your credit or something else of yours that has value.

Why pet authentication is important

Watch on YouTube

Who knew pets could steal each other's identities so convincingly?

Come to think of it, this cat might make an excellent guard dog.

You stole the wrong identity, buddy

found on Reddit

I don't know who originally wrote this, but congrats on finding identity theft kryptonite.