The street finds its own uses for things

from here (image source)

"The street finds its own uses for things" describes a situation where things are used in unanticipated ways, which is one of the core aspects of hacking. Hacking isn't confined to computers, of course, there are life hacks and car hacks and food hacks and hacks for everything in between (even shopping carts apparently). While I'm not endorsing violence, I can't ignore the creative problem solving on display here.

The Internet of $#!+ Paper

from here and here (image source)

I've heard some people like it rough, but I don't think this is what they had in mind.

I spy you stealing my 2-ply

from here and here (image source)

Although this image actually predates the current situation, I have no doubt that someone somewhere is doing something like this because of the toilet paper shortage (and they probably won't remove the camera when the shortage is over).

Wiper Sniper

from here and here (image source)

I probably wouldn't want to be caught doing that either, but he can only blend into those potted plants for so long.

Everybody poops

from here and here

With the value of bitcoin going down and the scarcity of toilet paper on the rise, it seems like this is a possible outcome.