Threat Modeling: These guys get it

found on Izismile

Be smart. If Vladimir Putin offers you tea, politely decline. I'm sure it's perfectly safe most of the time, but who wants to find out the hard way that it was Putin's special tea?

Just wait 'til TLS falls out a window

from here and here

OK, maybe it's not the absolute best, but it's certainly way up there. If Russia doesn't want it, we'll take it