Tuesday, September 30, 2008

if you inspect an aircraft...

if you inspect an aircraft by using it as a jungle gym, you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Monday, September 29, 2008

if you get caught cracking...

if you get caught cracking the computer system for an amusement park then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Saturday, September 27, 2008

yet another information security cartoon



looks like didier stevens is getting in on the security cartoon craze, and this first one is pretty interesting...

while we're on the subject of sending our cyber-trash into space, however, why aren't we sending spam into space? surely there are beings out there that would be interested in making their tentacles larger and firmer? or perhaps some that want to be able to produce a greater volume of slime?

oh, wait, i know why we don't send spam into space - getting black holed in that context would suck...

Thursday, September 11, 2008

if you leave details...

if you leave details of military training ops on the floor of a nightclub then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

new(ish) meme: priceless

you may have noticed that the previous two visual gags posted were based on the same original screenshot... when i asked graham cluley how he felt about making it into a lolthreat i hadn't yet thought up a caption (in fact, i thought perhaps graham would suggest one)... as i deliberated on what to put in the caption i realized that the caption i really wanted to add wasn't a LOL caption at all, but a priceless one (if you haven't seen pictures riffing on that old mastercard 'priceless' commercial then you must have been living under a rock for several years)... there was an awful lot to work with in the original image (and it was already sort of LOLish), you see, and i didn't really think i could do it justice with just a LOL caption...

i'm still not sure which is funnier though, so i posted them both... what do you think? im in da man's intarwebz or priceless defacement?

priceless defacement

priceless-defacement

with permission from graham cluley

im in da man's intarwebz...

rab-website

with permission from graham cluley

if you use shredded cheques...

if you use shredded cheques as packing material then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

if you don't get that "specially secured room"...

if you don't get that "specially secured room" means the documents in it stay put then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Monday, September 8, 2008

if you run some strange tool...

if you run some strange tool hoping to crack other people's passwords, then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Friday, September 5, 2008

google chrome comic


truly, chris boyd is the next randall munroe...

privacy folks, it's more than just curtains and locked bathroom doors...

if you let just anything run...

if you let just anything run on computers you send into space then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Thursday, September 4, 2008

if you let a single person...

if you let a single person hold all the keys to the kingdom then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

if you turn a cryptosystem into a paperweight...

if you turn a cryptosystem into a paperweight by modifying code you don't understand then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

jezuz luvz me, dis ai noe...

jesus-love-spam

if you think security problems can be solved...

if you think security problems can be solved, rather than just mitigated to varying degrees, then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Monday, September 1, 2008

if your little head loses things...

if your little head loses things your big head was trying to keep secret then you might be a security idiot..

(inspiration)