If you don't want to be tracked, here's two cans and a string

found on Izismile

It's actually quite interesting how concerned people are with the prospect of being tracked by a vaccine that can save their lives, while not caring about being tracked by a phone they play Candy Crush on. One wonders how many of their heads would explode if you forced them to acknowledge the difference.

I wonder what they do for dental

from here

I suppose the hackers that stole the data could sell it and monetize it that way, but haven't the companies making these vaccines already committed to not gouging customers in this particular case? How much profit can be made by 3rd parties if 1st parties are already forgoing most of theirs?

What could possibly go wrong?

from here and here

I imagine Alexei Navalny would advise against accepting vaccines from these particular strangers.

Never mind the fact that "free" is often used to lure in unsuspecting victims for all sorts of scams and  the fact that a vaccine for something no one else has a vaccine for yet meets the criteria for too good to be true. This is a nation that has a reputation for poisoning people.

How quickly we forget the lessons of Snowden

found on Reddit

Virtually every one of those people who are afraid of microchips in vaccines is carrying a cell phone around with them that tracks their location at all times, even if they turn off location services. To a certain extent that was known about even before Snowden, but the documents he leaked expanded our knowledge about that.

Have we already forgotten what Snowden showed us?

found on Funny Junk

Everywhere you go and everything you do is already being tracked one way or another, there's no need to put chips in vaccines (even if we had that kind of technology).

As for phones in particular, Snowden isn't the the only one to reveal the spying and tracking associated with them, but he is arguably the most famous one to do so.