Cursed Camouflage

found on Dump A Day

Yes, you can definitely disguise one inappropriate thing as another inappropriate thing, but when people eventually realize what they were staring at they're going to hate themselves.

That's no moon

from here and here

There are few things as absurd as a spy balloon. Imagine a spy you can see coming miles away. How much are you going to leave out in the open for them to see? Since people are going to see it coming, maybe you should consider making it look like something else, like a novelty balloon. You know, like a disguise.

Worst Criminal Disguises

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Some of these crooks have been seen here before, but some of them are new. That produce bag mask idea was fresh.

It looks so realistic

found on Grateful

Not that I'm condoning killing people (goodness knows there's enough death going on already), but this would be an excellent example of using cover to disguise or otherwise hide your activities.

BMW demonstrates your next getaway vehicle

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Don't take your eyes off the car or you may not be able to find it again.

How the fourth little pig dealt with that big bad wolf

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I'm tempted to name them Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Snack, but it looks like those little piglets aren't actually on the menu.

In sheep's clothing

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I wonder what this descendant of wolves is up to in that disguise. I'm not sure if sheep would be able to tell the difference or not. Their reputation isn't exactly for being smart.

Insider threat

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Rather than a wolf in sheep's clothing, it's a kitty in wolf's clothing (or very nearly so).

You might be thinking, what possible threat could the cat pose to the dogs? But they can and do and that's without a disguise. 

Big fake tree energy

found on Acid Cow

You really have to wonder who the cell company thinks they're fooling with this disguise. It's certainly not blending into anything in the middle of the desert. It's not even a good disguise for a wooded area, it doesn't look that much like a tree.

How to hide from your human on vet day

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Pretty sure a large breed dog wouldn't be able to pull this off quite as convincingly, but maybe they'd be able to blend into something else.

The turtle's got it's eye on you

found on eBaum's World

There isn't really any such thing as a security camera. Camera's don't make things more secure, they don't prevent unwanted outcomes, they simply help in catching people after the fact. The best they can hope to do as far as prevention is to serve as a deterrent, but for that to work they have to be plainly visible, not hidden in a mural. People are less likely to be deterred by a turtle looking at them than they are by an obvious camera looking at them.

Santa isn't messing around

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Elf on the shelf may have been and advancement in Santa's surveillance capabilities, but this is an advancement in his enforcement. No more coal in your stocking, it's 'cuffs from now on.

If James Bond were a lot older

found on Izismile

This looks like something you could have imagined seeing in one of the early Bond films, and yet by that point this would have been old news.

The Superman technique actually works

found on Imgur

That is quite a stark difference. Clearly she has a super power, and that power is disguise. 

Gas Can Purse

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If you're concerned about purse snatchers, then a purse that's disguised rather convincingly as something a purse snatcher wouldn't be interested in seems like an excellent idea.

Master Of Disguise

found on Izismile

That is VERY convincing. if it were among actual leaf litter I doubt I'd be able to pick it out. Mother Nature certainly puts us humans to shame when it comes to disguises/camouflage.

Definitely not blending in

found on iFunny

Yeah, that guy's not fooling anyone except maybe other police. We are talking about a profession that selects against high IQs after all.

Now we'll never know who's a good dog

found on Funny Junk

Actually we will know. The good dog is mild mannered Bark Kent, reporter with The Daily Beagle.

Do leave home without it

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I very much doubt it will matter what colour your skin is when it comes to this phone case - if the police see a phone disguised as a gun while they're amped up looking for a fight then you're probably going to get shot.

How do you do, fellow cats?

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As much as this dog may want to get closer to cats (all the better to chase them), this disguise is just not good enough to blend in