Old MacDonald has defenses, E-I-E-I-O

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Everything has a weakness. Even military grade camouflage.

The crooks have got a bullseye on them now

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Can you imagine the trouble you'd get in with other crooks if they found out that it was YOU who attacked the global critical meat infrastructure?! Only the vegans would give you a pass on that one.

Never underestimate your adversary

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We usually don't consider cows to be clever, thinking creatures. It probably makes it easier for us to eat them if we don't. But it turns out they are smarter than you might expect, so if you have cows you better be prepared for that.

When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a threat

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One of the underlying concepts of the Defund The Police movement is that men (and women) with guns are frequently the wrong tool for the job. This job would have been better handled by a cowboy than by a cop.

Clever girl

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Living off the land and using natural materials to help conceal yourself can work well, but only if you don't lose sight of the fact that other things might be drawn to what you're using.

Turtle vs. Cows

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That's not how I would have imagined a fight between a turtle and a herd of cows would play out. As tough as the turtle's shell may be, I bet a single cow could crack it and a whole herd could do some major damage if they decided to trample that little moving rock. But I guess they aren't any better at judging risks than we are, and with all that armour the turtle has learned that nothing is in it's threat model, not even even a beast 20x it's size.