I don't want a device that dies the same time as your company

from here

A company going bankrupt is a really stupid reason for a toaster or a light bulb to stop working. If people realized that the A in the CIA triad was so unreliable in IoT devices, the market would look a lot different.

It might help me unclench

found on Know Your Meme

I mean, if they're going to be sticking things there without a normal lubricant, at least they could try a social lubricant.

Better Not Be Storing Passwords In Plaintext Form

from here

If your bank is enforcing simplicity requirements instead of complexity requirements, maybe you should find a safer bank.

Can They Really Be Called Backups Then?

from here

Code Spaces, a code sharing service, was basically wiped out by a cracker who broke into their Amazon Web Services account. Them's the breaks when you keep your backups in the same place as the originals.