Hide Yo Stockin's. Hide Yo Trees

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He be puttin' gifts in ever'thang up here.

Actually, this is meant to keep children out of the fire, though I suspect a fence further away would help keep them away from hot glass and metal too.

They sneakin' in yo network, they snatchin' up control of yo devices

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The unfortunate reality is that the more things we make with computers in them, the more things that will eventually require patches. Most recently that really is your router, at least if you've got one from Linksys.