Still gotta be careful to avoid shells

from here (image source)

Long walks on the beach aren't just fun, they'll give you the strongest passwords, too.

When everyone is part of your threat model

found on eBaum's World

I'm not sure we would have much of a civilization if we couldn't trust each other most of the time, but if this is how much you trust people then I suppose you should act accordingly. 

For all your high top security password needs

from here and here (image source)

I didn't know there was a way to make Chucks even better.

For those with advanced persistent toes

from here and here (image source)

I'm not sure what these are supposed to protect the wearer from, but just because I don't know doesn't mean it isn't a valid part of someone's threat model.

Transportation Security

from here and here (image source)

Before seeing Ms. Marvel I had no idea shoe theft was a big problem (even though I myself was once a victim of winter boot theft). Now that I've made the connection, though, as silly as this looks it might actually be a viable solution (at least for open toed footwear).

An attempt was made

found on Reddit

Clearly they think this is going to deter burglars, but being "really big" with proportionately tiny feet isn't really the deterrent they think it is.

Sometimes you want more than just 2 step verification

from here and here (image source)

I suppose the passwords may have a lot of repetition in them if you're travelling on a perfectly smooth surface, so find somewhere bumpy to run to add extra randomness to them.

Being fitted with Internet of Shit overshoes

from here

Will the ridiculous penetration of computers into everyday things never cease? And will the inevitable fails never cease to amuse me? I don't think the world will be beating a path to Nike's doors anytime soon (at least not wearing these sneakers they won't)