Get yourself some guard geese

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If this had been just one goose I think the story would have had a very different ending, but not even a gator wants to deal with a whole gaggle of geese. Maybe we should have trained guard geese.

American soldiers attacked by a Canadian aggressor

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So glad none of these poor, defenseless service members were seriously injured in this skirmish with our Canadian forces. Hopefully we can all still be friends.