I Can Haz OpSec?

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This ranks right up there with the malware author whose license plate says "VIRUS" 

What Not To Wear: Getaway Vehicle Edition

from here and here (image source)

You might think it's the perfect license plate for a getaway vehicle because witnesses won't be able to read it properly, but the purpose of this license is so obvious you'll be drawing the attention of police even when you aren't trying to get away from the scene of a crime.

In fact, there's even an XKCD comic about an almost identical license plate. I don't know if art was imitating life or if life was imitating art in this particular case.

Bobby Tables he ain't

from here

It was a clever trick, and I might have tried it myself if I'd thought of it, but thankfully having an example of what can go wrong when you register NULL as your vanity plate has disabused me of any notions that it might end well.