The cake is a lie

found on Acid Cow

I think we all know that something about this cake is not right. If you found this in the break room fridge, would you steal a slice anyway? I would not. At least, I wouldn't steal the first piece - I'd let someone else test it for me before I chowed down on delicious cake.

Listen to Ackbar Antivirus

found on Imgflip

Maybe (here me out here) the antivirus is right. It's certainly not unheard of for random sites on the Internet to be bad news.

It's a trap!

found on I Can Has Cheezburger

Someone almost got their feet shredded, by the looks of it.

So much for southern hospitality

from here

Thanks to Rob Graham for pointing out the VERY mixed signals Georgia is sending the cybersecurity community by inviting them to a place where their work may become illegal.

What could possibly go wrong while shopping there?

found on Izismile

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I suspect the road to jail is often paved with bad life decisions.

Automated Theft Mobile

from here (source image)

I don't know about you, but I would definitely never use an ATM that shady looking. It reminds me of certain carnivorous plants that lure their prey in and then don't let them leave.

That's No Microsoft Representative

from here (source image)

When it comes to people offering you unsolicited help, the best policy seems to be to tell them "Don't call us, we'll call you".