Some jail birds have friends in high places

from here and here

They say the old ways are the best ways, and using homing pigeons to sneak things past security personnel is definitely an old way, so it makes you wonder why you don't hear about it happening in jails more often.

Good thing they don't use the hands-on approach

found on Izismile

Gotta find those Internet connected anal beads somehow. 

Never underestimate your adversary

found on Izismile

Bet you've never heard of trained cockroaches before. I know I hadn't.

Beer can covers

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Apparently, if you need to smuggle beer into some place, there's a product that can help with that. I may not approve of the brand, but I'm sure this works with most beers as they generally come in a fairly standard sized/shaped can.

Not so secret hiding place

from here (source article)

You're going to have to try harder than that to pull one over on the authorities. They may not be geniuses, but anyone with the gift of sight can see the problem here.