Someone needs a longer sentence

from here and here

I've heard of individuals being threatened and harassed online before, but a dictionary? That takes a special sort of irrationality, which you'd think would make them extra dangerous, but apparently the judge felt otherwise.

You can't get shit done

from here and here (image source)

When security is misaligned it might as well not even be there at all.

What an unfortunate product name

from here and here

I can't resist a pun, and I suppose some attackers can't either, so keep that in mind when you're naming your products. And if you happen to be a GoAnywhere user, patch it, or your org might be the next place the attackers wind up.

Maybe we should get a license

from here and here

I feel kinda bad for the makers of WinRAR. Since their product is being used by ransomware, they're bound to get negative attention out of it. Maybe if enough of us who never got a license finally did so it will make up for the hassle this will surely cause.

For those with advanced persistent toes

from here and here (image source)

I'm not sure what these are supposed to protect the wearer from, but just because I don't know doesn't mean it isn't a valid part of someone's threat model.

Does it involve worms?

from here and here

I'm not sure why phishing over different mediums requires different words, or why it is that all these different -ishings are so annoying, but they are so let's not make any more of them.

High Security

from here and here (image source)

It'll take a bigger man than me to attempt such a daring robbery. At least during the daylight hours when climbing up that thing makes you into a spectacle. Maybe it'll be better under the cover of darkness.

Or maybe bike thieves will just always prefer the lower hanging fruit (the bikes already on the ground).

Roomba, how could you?

found on Izismile

It's a funny pun, but some of those robot vacuums actually do send data about your home back to the manufacturer. 

You're gonna need those hotfixes eventually

from here and here

You may think this is fine, but sooner or later you're gonna get burned.

Card skimmers hate this one weird trick

from here and here (image source)

Don't be dragon your feet about it either. It's your money at stake.

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Those other locks didn't mean anything me

found on Dump A Day

Treat your locks right. Don't abuse them or misuse them or they won't keep you as secure as they could.

A password stealer no one would suspect

from here

Normally it's a login form that gets stuffed (and that would actually accomplish something), but why not stuff a Roomba, or even a turkey for that matter.

It's Brobdingnagian

from here and here (image source)

I feel confident that that gate will keep people out (or in) pretty effectively. How would you open it?

Only as strong as the weakest link

from here and here (image source)

I couldn't resist the pun.Sorry, not sorry.

Who wood do such a thing?

found on Reddit

Based on the comments it was probably a case of an item being previously purchased and then returned with something other than the original item in the box and then that got resold to this unfortunate soul. Keep that possibility in mind when you buy things online.

Encrypted at rest but not in transit

from here (image source)

In this day and age vampires must feel very threatened, so they stay safe and secure in their crypts most of the year. Except today of course. Today is the day they decrypt.

For when proof is needed

from here (image source)

The hats are merchandise you can buy and wear, and although they're not technically security related I can't help but wonder how many digital forensics investigators are out there wearing hats like this already because their taste in terrible visual puns is as bad as mine.

Dad's password advice

found on Fail Blog

You know why they're called Dad Jokes? It's because you're being pun-ished.