Deterrence Fail

found on Reddit

There's always someone who doesn't find the stated consequence enough of a deterrent. Clearly, if Mariah is in your theat model you're going to have to rethink the kinds of punishments you threaten her with. 

The muscles are just really tense back there

from here and here (image source)

There's no way he's going to walk out of the store like that. Someone is going to notice the merchandise he's hidden under his hoodie. It's just too obvious.

I think I see the problem

from here

Apparently it's not just victims who can be caught unaware of their surroundings, criminals can have bad situational awareness too.