Deny All The Things mug

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I'm not sure whether I prefer Deny All The Things or Deny Everything, but this is the one that was actually available so...

Whatever happened to the useful ones?

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One the plus side, I do get fewer useless alerts than I used to, but the useless ones still outnumber the useful ones by a wide margin. I don't even remember the last time I got a useful one. These days it's usually Windows telling me the firewall is disabled when it's perfectly fine.

Maybe I don't see useful alerts because the attacks never reach the computer with the firewall software in the first place. Maybe NAT-enabled routers were all most of us ever really needed.

Like a firewall for your store

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"But how do you let legitimate traffic through?"

See how much like a firewall it is?

It's probably not actually burglar-proof, though. I'm fairly certain the Koolaid Man could get through. 

LOL. What Firewall? sticker

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With this stuck to your laptop you'll have all the people around you at the coffee shop wondering how protected their devices really are.

Your Ports Were Open sticker

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If you've got a firewall then hopefully you don't have any open ports. Hopefully.

At least it controls some kinds of access

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I hope they never have to replace any hardware. I'm not sure how they'd get it out.

It's gonna be YUGE

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It's hard not to come away from the "Clean Networks" idea and not think they're talking about some kind of firewall (though probably more like the Great Firewall of China than anything you can get at Best Buy), and with the demand for a transaction fee to allow China to comply with the other demands it's easy to make the association with Trump's past election promise of a border wall that Mexico would pay for.

Firewall Enabled Face Mask

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Keep it enabled when you're out and about. You don't want anything slipping through your defenses.

Keep Calm And Firewalls On hat

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Yes, there are still people who will turn off their firewall to make things work. We don't even talk about firewalls much anymore but ordinary people need to know that it's important to keep them turned on.

When your security needs complete covfefe

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As a general rule, firewalls do not stop viruses. They may block certain types of network worms, which are considered by some to be part of the viral set, but there's still plenty of viral malware outside the scope of what firewalls do.

Deny All

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Some things just don't follow the rules

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Don't be too proud of the technological marvel you've constructed in your firewall rules. The ability to block a packet is insignificant next the power of the fire.