Dueling Decoys

found on Funny Junk

Imagine the kind of statement this makes. Not only did the allied forces go to the trouble of producing a fake wooden bomb, they used real fuel to fly over and deliver it to it's target. They were so well informed about what the enemy was up to and so well prepared that they could afford to troll the enemy in such a demoralizing way. I bet this made the Germans think twice about using this tactic again.

Troll CEO

found on Reddit

I'm sure he's laughing all the way to the bank. Wait, no, he don't even have to go to the bank anymore, the banks come to him.

Don't spend it all in one place

found on Reddit

I'm all for making the scammers put way too much effort in for far too little reward.
 

Kitboga : Scammer Lost His Mind After Failed SYSKEY

Watch on YouTube

I have no words, just the nonsense mouth noises of a petulant child. I can't imagine the kind of patience it takes to tie up a team of scammers for 90 minutes, but I feel like the last one on the line could have gone longer if properly goaded - maybe by playing the mimic game with him.

Just Say OK To Scammers

Watch on YouTube

Here's a way to cause scammers to lose their tempers and waste their time with the least amount of effort. I almost want to try this myself (if only they didn't make me lose MY temper).

Now there's a job that could use some downsizing

found on The Art Of Trolling

Am I trolling by using a meme from The Art Of Trolling to suggest that being a troll is bad? It's certainly a bit meta, but I think there's a big difference between trolling and being a troll. It's a difference in commitment level. Anyone can perform a bit trolling now and again when there's either a justifiable reason for that kind of inflammatory behaviour or when it's genuinely harmless, but to it takes dedication to be a troll all the time. Being a professional troll (?) takes even that to the next level.

How to annoy Facebook

found on the Art of Trolling

So, it might not be valid in your jurisdiction, but give it a try anyway. It couldn't hurt (unless you're Facebook)