In OWASP We Trust mug

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If you're in software development, raise some awareness around the office of the OWASP Top 10 vulnerabilities. They're still being found in software even after all this time, which means not enough effort is being made to avoid them.

Mom & Hacker tote bag

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Don't sell moms short when it comes to technology in general and hacking in particular. My mom may not have been a malware reverser, but she was certainly able to exploit technological loopholes.

Do You Even SSH? sticker

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I guess using a secure shell must be like exercising a muscle. And you definitely don't want to skip that day.

Your Hash Needs More Salt mug

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For those who get it, great, they'll understand what your mug means, and for those who don't well hopefully it'll keep them away from your coffee mug.

Free Shell With Exploit sticker

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You'd probably put this on a laptop rather than a water bottle, unless you have one of those smart water bottles.

Cybercrime Bytes sticker

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Threat hunters could use a little whimsy in their lives - to help balance out the seriousness of their profession.

Elliptic Curve shirt

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Now you don't have to be behind the curve on cryptographic fashion.

Cryptography mug

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It doesn't matter what sort of nonsense you want to say, you should have the ability to say it in secret if you want to.

I Don't Remember My Password pin

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I don't remember mine either. That's what password managers are for. 

Trojan Horse shirt

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Well, it's definitely an eye-catchingly colourful design. I'm sure it will attract attention.

Cyber Security sticker

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Blam! Ka-Pow! Cyber-Security! Tune in next week at the same cyber-security time, on the same cyber-security channel.

In Case Of Emergency Delete My Browser History sticker

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To be honest, I think this works better as a reminder to yourself to delete your browser history regularly, rather than actually relying on the kindness of strangers (and their ability to get access to your system). Normalize deleting your own damn history, or better yet, use Incognito mode.

Your Secrets Are Safe With Me pin

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This button demonstrates you know the most secure way to keep a secret - by forgetting it. 

Stab Out The Eyes Of The State phone case

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It's certainly an interesting message. Here's a free tip, though: Don't carry this while you're actually out doing what it says on the case.

Face Recognition Foiling Pants

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The Manifesto Collection contains a number of different articles of clothing, such as shirts and sweaters, and while I could certainly see foiling face rec with those by simply pulling the fabric up over your face, I don't think you can hike the pants up that high, so if these work it's not be cheating, it's by actually confusing the AI doing the classification.

The Manifesto Collection is apparently high fashion, however, with prices to match.

Privacy Fringe Hat

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While it's not exactly my style, you should be able to walk right past all sorts of surveillance or biometric cameras without ever being recognized, and if you have the outfit to go with it no one should think anything of it.

Until you start you crime spree.

Deny All The Things mug

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I'm not sure whether I prefer Deny All The Things or Deny Everything, but this is the one that was actually available so...

Beware Of Malware sticker

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If you want to make crooks think twice about messing with your unattended laptop (why is it unattended again?), this sticker could do the trick. It's not much of a deterrent, but if there's lower hanging fruit around they may go after that instead.

If The Computer Gets A Virus, Can I Take A Sick Day? mug

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In some places you probably will get at least some time off while your PC is getting cleaned. How long and how permanent that is may vary.

Computer Virus sticker

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I know we don't hear about computer viruses much anymore, but I think we would do well to remember back when they were the dominant form of malware. Things were handled so much differently then than to how they're handled now. Can you imagine business owners demanding computers be plugged back into the network before the infection was removed?